Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

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I’d buy it if it was in black. Ancient proverb (via zombiesandmore)

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i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

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i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

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will graham tries to solve the mystery of who’s been smoking all the Weed with the help of Harijuana Lecter 

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I get lonely almost as quickly as I get sick of people. Nate Mask (via luna-lum)

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake


i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

Happy Easter.

Yeah, but no one celebrates when a witch returns to the living so yeah 

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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. Albert Einstein (via feellng)

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gunshot // lykke li

i am longing for your poison
like a cancer for its prey
shot an arrow in your harbor
where you waited in the rain

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